With today’s official announcement that the Microsoft/Yahoo! talks are off, speculation of a possible search partnership between Google and Yahoo! has gained some traction.
So, we here at MGH WOM decided to do a little speculating of our own.
Here’s our Top 10 list of things that could come out of a Yahoogle! partnership:
10. John McCain will choose Yahoogle! as his running-mate. He will come in a close second to the Obama-Apple ticket.
9. Yahoogle! will dispel all myths, thus making the show MythBusters completely obsolete.
8. A search through the companies’ advanced 3-D mapping system will find that Osama Bin Ladin has secretely been hiding in a Wildwood, New Jersey Starbucks.
7. Yahoogle! will dethrone the blue whale as record holder for largest penis on Earth.
6. Rick Astley will begin Yahoogle!’rolling his friends.
5. Your Yahoogle! avatar will run your errands for you.
4. You won’t do online searches. Online searches will do you.
3. The Amish culture will begin to encourage the use of electricity.
2. Chuck Norris will be appointed the new CEO and Yahoogle! Will go on to win a gold medal in the summer Olympics without even competing.
1. Yahoogle! will email you the things you want to search for 2 days before you even know you want to search for them.
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